I lost my job at Shasta’s eco-bar,
which was totally find with me. I
didn’t need it anymore. I had
found Chai, and we were going to be the biggest band in the world. We started working on material the
first night we met. In fact, we
had pretty much cranked out at least an EP’s worth of tracks by the time the sun
had come up. Songwriting with Chai
was easier than finding a Williamsburg brunch spot that served bottomless
mimosas on Sundays. Every chord he
played, every lyric I spat—it was all gold.
The morning after, Chai told me
that he was friends with all of the people at Glosscoat Records, the label that
started so many of my indie rock idols.
Over bottomless mimosas at the brunch spot on his corner, he told me
that all we needed to do was record a quick demo, bring it over to the guys at
Glosscoat, and we would probably be signed by the end of next week. After we’d tied on a solid buzz, we
went back up to his loft to work on more material. By 8 AM Monday morning, we had finished our first album.
Over the course of the next week,
we recorded. We nailed every song
on the first take, obviously.
While the CD was burning, we started brainstorming what to call
ourselves. We wrote down random
words on little slips of paper, words like Quilt, Hammer, Elk, Nine, Void, and
so on. We each pulled one word out
of the pile of papers, and vowed that whatever words were written there would
be the name of our band. I pulled
CLAWS. He pulled BUNNY. We celebrated with cigarettes and two
cans of 4 Loko he had been saving for a special occasion.
This is hilarious. I had to keep reading to find out if he would make it to his eco-bar job or not! I loved all the ridiculously hip references and the general satire of it all. Very well written and intriguing!
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